I almost forgot! This weekend at a church sale, I came across two of these:
I am pretty sure I can only ever use one, so in honour of my blog's existence since November, 2009, I thought I'd have a blog give-away. Leave me a comment, if you are interested, and if more than one of you applies, I'll try to figure out how to generate a random number, or something. Extra chances to get this lovely if you leave me a particularly amusing comment! I'll send it anywhere on the planet.
(Disclaimer: as you can see, this is in its original packaging so I assume it's complete. I've never used one but there are instructions on the package.)